At age 10, Britney was asked on national television if she had a boyfriend, to which she replied "no, because boys are mean." Then, before she was old enough to know what eroticism is meant to be for, she was taught to perform erotic dances while otherwise portraying herself as innocent. Over time, the eroticism extended to stage adulations of how fun sadomasochism is. Given she no longer tries to be a teen sex icon, which she has now been for 25 years, how much psychoanalysis is she going to need before she can reasonably expect a happy marriage?