As a friendly reminder, the 7th annual awards winners held these titles: The Ravia Academy Award --- the redditor who produced the year's most incomprehensible wall of text. The Ultimate Philosopher Memorial Grammy --- the user most likely to start a cult based on his/her ideas The Saint Samuel à Harris Cup --- the smuggest expression of reddit atheism The Golden Timecube --- the most liberal use of metaphysical speculation The Friedrich Nietzsche Wikipedia Page Memorial Tony Award --- the most arrogant example of presupposed meta-ethical anti-realism. Monximus-Rand American Liberty Prize --- the advancement of human freedom in the face of all notions of common decency. The Order of the Red Pill --- the most obvious attempt to mask personal angst and insecurity with chauvinistic (and/or racist) pseudo-intellectual puffery. The Krakatoa Backwards Causality Award --- the best fuckup of the year by someone who actually has an education in the relevant field. The L.J.J. Wittgenstein Lifetime Achievement Award --- for consistent contributions to the Reddit philosophy community exemplifying the highest standards of arrogance, blithe ignorance, and rotten logic, above and beyond the call of duty and with total disregard for public reputation.