The Chaos God's feel gracious today, and each of them want to give YOU a chance to join their rank without trying to kill you first, which type of spiritual cancer is your personal flavor? I've added two new contenders, the eternal edgelord Malal who hates everything and stay locked up in his room all day sulking, and the Star Father, a 60k age of dusk unofficial fanfiction character, wants you to dance the conga line for all of eternity but on the flip side reduce crime rate to 0. Make you decision!