[A clip of Ripley pretending she's Bill Laimbeer](https://youtu.be/U0GNKQQPHNU)
[A clip of Snake showing off his elite clutch skills](https://youtu.be/BMlHiDzHkSk)
* Neither of them has a real height advantage.
* Snake obviously has a lot more wear and tear on his body because he's not a clone who grew up on a spaceship.
* Speaking of, Ripley's xenomorph DNA provides her with a strength advantage, and she loves to make the game a slugfest. In all probability she would've felt right at home in an 80s NBA environment.
* Snake, on the other hand, has solid fundamentals, can score from anywhere on the court, and might be the most clutch guy in the history of basketball. Also he's absolutely fearless on the court. Try to get one of today's spoiled pansies to commit to a game of basketball TO THE DEATH
Your vote: Snake "Splash Uncle" Plissken