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Why are Guardians mute?
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submitted 6 years ago by
trekoid
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/r/DestinyTheGame
Why are Guardians mute? (My way of poking fun at Bungie's inane storytelling abilities.) Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments below.
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To ensure secrecy, The Vanguard cut out our tongues after we learned the location of the Black Garden. I mean we used to talk to the Stranger.
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When the Stranger disappeared after giving us a gun, she took our voice in exchange, a la The Little Mermaid.
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Guardians are golems; just puppets of the Ghosts. No smarter than a Frame. I mean look at all that talking Ghosts do and they way they order Guardians around.
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The Vanguard is a really violent sect of mimes. I mean look at all those emotes...
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