Toggle navigation
Redditpoll.com
View other polls
Login with Reddit
Which of these (in game) insults is best? Round 3
View On reddit.com
submitted 5 years ago by
Mooman77
posted in
/r/DnD
I'm running a game where the Bard is in a three round insult contest at the Phalusburg Sausage Festival. I need you to help judge the winner.
option
vote
Your house was so dirty, when a family of pigs bought it, they had to clean the place up before they could move in.
3
Your brother suckled milk, your sister suckled water, but the teat you sank your tooth into was clearly out of order
2
Your father likes sausage so much, Your mother had to arrange a threesome with the butcher to get pregnant with you.
2
< View All polls