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Which of these (in game) insults is best? Round 3 View On reddit.com

submitted 5 years ago by Mooman77 posted in /r/DnD
I'm running a game where the Bard is in a three round insult contest at the Phalusburg Sausage Festival. I need you to help judge the winner.
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Your house was so dirty, when a family of pigs bought it, they had to clean the place up before they could move in. 3
Your brother suckled milk, your sister suckled water, but the teat you sank your tooth into was clearly out of order 2
Your father likes sausage so much, Your mother had to arrange a threesome with the butcher to get pregnant with you. 2

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