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Which of these (in game) insults is best? Round 2
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submitted 5 years ago by
Mooman77
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/r/DnD
I'm running a game where the Bard is in a three round insult contest at the Phalusburg Sausage Festival. I need you to help judge the winner.
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We've all observed your family tree, each new branch sagging worse. Perhaps a scroll of vasectomy could end this dreadful curse
0
Your house is so small if you start eating a bratwurst on the front porch, you finish it in the back yard.
1
Your mother is such a trolip, she sees more sausages in a week than Chester Hotmeat sees in a month. (Chester Hotmeat is a local street meat vendor)
5
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