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Your mother likes sausage so much, she had to pay Maury the shaman to find out who your father was. 1
Your Fathers “sausage” is so small he has to use piglet intestines as a “casing” 0
Your lands are stocked with lecturers, sages of craft and prose. Perhaps one day they'll find a way to teach breathing through the nose. 0

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