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Which of these (in game) insults is best? Round 1
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submitted 5 years ago by
Mooman77
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I'm running a game where the Bard is in a three round insult contest at the Phalusburg Sausage Festival. I need you to help judge the winner.
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Your mother likes sausage so much, she had to pay Maury the shaman to find out who your father was.
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Your Fathers “sausage” is so small he has to use piglet intestines as a “casing”
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Your lands are stocked with lecturers, sages of craft and prose. Perhaps one day they'll find a way to teach breathing through the nose.
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