You know who I’m talking about, those dudes reposting absolute garbage just to reap the sweet sweet rewards of Moons.
I see it called farming all the time and it just irks me. You can’t farm on the moon silly. Not yet anyway.
But if I learnt anything from classic 90’s stop motion animation Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out, the moon is actually made of cheese. So it’s kinda like a spherical loaf of milk.
Yo, there is even a coin operated robot on the moon:
“Cheese-loving inventor Wallace (Peter Sallis) and his dog Gromit run out of cheese. As "everybody knows the moon is made of cheese", they build a rocket and fly to the Moon. They encounter a coin-operated robot. Wallace inserts a coin, but nothing happens. After he and Gromit leave, the robot comes to life and gathers the dirty plates left at the picnic spot.” [Source: Wikipedia]
The first person/uber nerd that can make a bot (with the mods approval of course) to auto-correct the new term into people’s vocabulary will be rewarded with my eternal gratitude and 10 moons. That could one day be a serious amount of monies.
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk on Moon Milkers.
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