So as you know, the Royal Giant and Elite Barbarians are getting nerfed.
#HOORAY!
But that's also bad news for us, r/complainto$uperc£ll because that's 2 less things to complain about 2 $up£c£ll. So today we're gonna vote for the new cancer, just like we did after the goison, hog freeze, bomb tower, mortar, X-bow Metas. We can complain and make dank memes about dem.
Be4 getting in2 the poll, this is a pretty big decision to make so I'll write out the potential cancers 2 complain about. (including post ideas and dank meme ideas for free karma)
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**Lava Loon** - k, so this cancer needs a nerf. My rockets keep missing the loon and its like they have unlimited elicsar.
Potential post idea - [Joke] Lava nd Loon fly into a bar, they realise there's no counter.
Potential dank meme idea - Post a pic of the alphabet and put lava hound and loon for the letters O and P
**Hog ridaa** - aight so this guy is too fast and keeps bypassing my buildings, this is soooooo BS.
Potential post idea - Post a picture of mirrored hog at lvl 12 and be lik, whats worse than a max level hog? this
Potential dank meme idea - Hog optimal placement (colour whole map)
**Zap bait** - Zap bait? more lik zap no-skill-noob (get it? coz bait rhymes with no-skill-noob). It gives EZZZZ wins. I have a 8 spell deck and I still can't beat this noob deck
Potential post idea - Message $up£c£ll support asking for a zap bait nerf and post their reply
Potential dank meme idea - Wiping glasses meme, blurred out Cash Rooyal logo becomes 'zap bait'
**RG and Ebarbs** - Yeah I know they're getting nerfed but.... They need to be removed from the game. You can't just half cure cancer or it'll start spreading again, you gotta remove it.
Potential post idea - [strategy] Detailed guide to play RG and Ebarbs (title only. Post is empty)
Potential dank meme idea - Rollsafe meme with caption 'You can't lose to E-barbs and RG Bmers, if you don't play and just complain on reddit'
**Disclaimer** - Use these post and dank meme ideas at your own risk. If you post them your notifications will be flooded by the next day coz your post will be at the top of the front page.
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